comedy

Boy Trapped Under Bookbag, Nearly Dies

A ten-year old Massachusetts boy remains in fair condition after he became trapped under his overstuffed school book bag while walking to his school. The 97-pound boy was trapped under the bag for over two hours before he was discovered by a neighbor, who took pictures, posted them on Facebook and then called police.The boy … Continue reading →

Mr. Russ Undergoes Gender Reassignment

To All Employees: As you may know, Russ Troano is out on medical leave. Although the reason for his leave is reported as “carpel tunnel surgery recovery,” the truth is that Ross has, in fact, undergone the final operation in his trans-gender reassignment process. In order to help Russ through this transition, we must all … Continue reading →

Daredevil To Jump Over Rosanne Barr’s Vagina

Motorcycle daredevil Robbie Knievel announced today that he will attempt to jump over Rosanne Barr’s vagina during a live televised event during the Fourth of July celebration in Las Vegas. Robbie, son of famous daredevil Evil Knievel, said that this will be the longest jump he’s ever attempted. He has been planning the jump for … Continue reading →

Humanitarian Group’s Dollars Providing Cigarettes To Children.

THESE CHILDREN NEED TOBACCO…WON’T YOU HELP? Every year millions of children wake up on Christmas morning and find themselves without any cigarettes to smoke. The reasons are many—but all are equally heartbreaking. Sometimes abusive parents won’t allow the children  to have cigarettes. Many of these  children don’t  have the money to afford  the cheapest of … Continue reading →

American Skater Dupree Lands Elusive Triple Camel-toe

Top American skating champion Renee Dupree thrilled the figure skating world yesterday after he landed a perfect triple camel-toe. Cell phone video shows Dupree and three cheerleaders nailing the move at a local skating rink after the rink was closed. The seemingly impossible maneuver has been done before but usually in a pool. The move was … Continue reading →

Frosty the Snowman Arrested!

This is a true story. CHESTERTOWN, Md.- A man dressed up in a “Frosty the Snowman” costume was whisked away in handcuffs Saturday.  It sounds outrageous, but that is exactly what happened during the annual holiday parade in Chestertown. Chestertown police said 52-year-old Kevin Walsh, who was dressed as Frosty, got a little out of hand. Video … Continue reading →

We Found It Funny

                                A funny link here.Thanks to College Humor. http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6648229/siri-argument

Herman Cain Fathers Kardashian Bastard Child!

Kourtney Kardashian announced today that she is pregnant, and that the father of the baby is none other than Herman Cain. The Republican candidate has spent the last month dodging allegations of infidelity, and this could be the one that brings his candidacy down. At a rally in Detroit, Cain initially denied knowing Kourtney Kardashian, … Continue reading →

Black Friday

Florida Woman Finds Worthless Painting!

A 72 year Florida woman made the purchase of a lifetime recently when she bought a rare painting that could fetch as much as three hundred cents at auction.The painting is one of only six known in existence and the lucky lady found the treasure at a yard sale and only paid five dollars for … Continue reading →