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Noneofthe Above Takes Lead in Polls, Popularity Surging for GOP Candidate

Keene, NH — With two days to go before the New Hampshire Republican primary, the field of candidates has been reshuffled and a new front-runner has emerged. A final re-count of the Iowa caucus votes shows that GOP candidate Noneofthe Above got 13 percent of the vote. Buoyed by this fourth place finish, Above has … Continue reading

France Surrenders To Invading Boyscouts

The world was shocked yesterday when French President Nickolas Sarkozy went on live television and announced that he was surrendering France to an unknown invading army. The announcement triggered many European countries to go on high military alert and NATO convened an emergency meeting in an attempt to control the situation. As word spread ,stock … Continue reading