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VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN JAILED!

Vice President Joe Biden is in trouble again today, following his escape from a White House holding cell where he has been kept under lock and key. Sources say that President Omaha ordered Biden to be put under house arrest after the gaff-machine made another controversial remark on the campaign trail, but the Vice President … Continue reading

President Obama Considers Declaring War Against Mexico

CIUDAD JUAREZ, Mexico (AP) — President Felipe Calderon on Thursday unveiled a “No More Weapons!” billboard made with crushed firearms and placed near the U.S. border. He urged the United States to stop the flow of weapons into Mexico. The billboard, which is in English and weighs 3 tons, was placed near an international bridge … Continue reading

Michelle Obama: “The next one who calls me an angry black woman is going to get their ass kicked!”

First Lady Michelle Obama held a news conference yesterday to address allegations that she is “an angry black woman.” Despite her efforts to portray herself as “strong but kind,” her temper got the best of her and the press conference was shut down after she became verbally and physically abusive with reporters. After repeated questioning … Continue reading

Obama Provides Proof of Birthplace

President Barrack Obama, under increasing pressure from Republicans and the media, finally provided disputable proof that he was born in the United States. He presented two altered copies of the long-form birth certificate from the State of Hawaii. In addition, he provided a photo that was taken in the Honolulu maternity ward where he was … Continue reading

Strong New Job Growth Confirms Recession Is Over

Economic data released today showed stronger-than-expected new job growth. The new US jobs numbers beat projections of eight jobs created and came in at 12 new jobs for the first quarter 2011. Wall Street reacted positively to the news with the Dow Jones finishing the day up 147 points. The NASDAQ rose three percent to … Continue reading

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