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Big Bird Hopitalized After Suicide Attempt

Peter Bloomquist, the actor who played Big Bird for nearly thirty years, was rushed to a Philadelphia hospital after attempting to take his own life late last night. Police said that Bloomquist, 52, was at the home of a friend when he suddenly donned his Big Bird outfit, covered himself with Herbs de Province and … Continue reading

Noneofthe Above Takes Lead in Polls, Popularity Surging for GOP Candidate

Keene, NH — With two days to go before the New Hampshire Republican primary, the field of candidates has been reshuffled and a new front-runner has emerged. A final re-count of the Iowa caucus votes shows that GOP candidate Noneofthe Above got 13 percent of the vote. Buoyed by this fourth place finish, Above has … Continue reading

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